No, it’s not true. No, you’re a liar, she’s fine!

(via buffyboy)

Don’t worry, she likes your butt and fancy hair. I know; I read her diary.

(via disneyineveryway)

kelseytvs:

Things I should be thinking

  • my laptop is fine
  • my laptop is only three years old
  • laptops are very expensive
  • you shouldn’t buy one unless you absolutely need a new one
  • my laptop is fine

Things I am thinking

  • my laptop is heavy
  • my laptop is three years old so it’s basically a dinosaur
  • my laptop is slower than a brand new laptop
  • my laptop is not a brand new laptop
  • I should get a brand new laptop

hitoml:

judge in court: everything u say will be held against u
me: boobs
jury: haha
lawyer: haha
judge: haha case dismissed

(via coldsoup)

Faith Lehane requested by anonymous 

(via kelseytvs)

joshhutchercat:

my heart says yes but my mom says no

(via whoredinarygirl)

  • me: yes i speak that language
  • me: no not that part

(via arendelle)

sir-maximillian-goof:

ehehehe stahp dat!
anyway i dont actually have anyhuan on skype to exchange facial and verbal contacticus with

sir-maximillian-goof:

ehehehe stahp dat!

anyway i dont actually have anyhuan on skype to exchange facial and verbal contacticus with